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old people who don’t understand dubstep.

And by old I mean over the age of 23 ½ because I think I’m at the cusp of when dubstep made sense to the youth and when it was racket to the oldies. 

BUT I JUST LOOK LIKE AN ASSHOLE YOUTH WHO LISTENS TO DUBSTEP. 

tabbyborym:

madamjellyfish666:

pleatedjeans:

Seal with a data-logger on it’s head. [x]
"LOOK! LOOK! I’M A NARWAL!"

I’ve been laughing for about 20 minutes now

tabbyborym:

madamjellyfish666:

pleatedjeans:

Seal with a data-logger on it’s head. [x]

"LOOK! LOOK! I’M A NARWAL!"

I’ve been laughing for about 20 minutes now

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tramampoline:

dogs are just weird wolves we for some reason let into our house

awrrex:

gnarly:

the older I get, the more I understand squidwards anger

You either die a Spongebob, or live long enough to see yourself become a  Squidward.

buizel:

smellynerd:

im starting to see those “dont use ouija boards for fun they are very dangerous!!!!!!!” posts and id like to ask everyone who reblogs them what its like to be a fucking nerd

this is exactly the kind of post a ghost would make to trick you into using a ouija board. look out kids, the spoops are gettin crafty.

the amount of online dating profiles with “I Love adventure” or “an adventure seeker”. or anything to do with adventure.

really? adventure? Nope sorry I thought you liked the mundane and never experiencing anything new ever.  

fuck adventure seekers bore me. 

combeferret:

absolutcute:

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why do cats like to stand in things so much omg

I think I’ve really had it with having large boobs. I’m over it in every way. 

I’m just tired of feeling like I can’t breath some days, just poor poor posture and also just embarrassed ALL THE TIME. 

But also I feel like to try for breast reduction I should lose some weight and whatever, for surgery reasons and different body proportions reasons. 

But how to lose weight without falling into a spiral of despair and self-loathing?

No more bodies, leave only my ghost soul/being and feed the flesh prison to the starfish.