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Note to self:

Don’t buy a BBQ chicken leg and potato wedges for lunch at work. I know the value is off the charts but you will need to eat that in public and you don’t know how to eat chicken without having to pick off every single edible bit possible

amberrosesshavedhead:

burdenedwithgloriousbooty:

brunomarsvolta:

pourquoi-nutmeg:

why I know I need to leave this town, #485734985745: this made me cringe, not smile.

if anybody wanted to know why im over this city, here it is

I’m going to puke.
On that note: hey, I know both of those token ndns they used! Hey! *waves*

i have seen more poc in this video then in my whole time in victoria. 

Gross.

Me listening to this songza playlist: 〰🍑〰
Me listening to this songza playlist when a song starts with "mustard on the beat, ho": ➰➰🍑➰➰
idea-obscura:

What I Think Filipino Culture Looks Like When It Ends Up In My Stomach

idea-obscura:

What I Think Filipino Culture Looks Like When It Ends Up In My Stomach

here’s a music video for ya’ll to watch and remember. 

Saturday night tarot 

A SWOT analysis of (ugggghhhhhhhh) dating and shit. (puke)


based off this autostraddle article http://www.autostraddle.com/fools-journey-i-feel-like-being-in-love-is-not-something-im-meant-for-253782/


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How to make a lady gay cover of a song: 

  • play the song with an acoustic guitar (or ukelele)
  • change any potential masculine markers to feminine markers

nawh I’m not that out of touch with the teens, I’m on the tumblr, I know the fandoms, I’m hip with the kids.

*watches a teens react to video*


Oh no…nonono… nonononononono